Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago


  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 3 years ago

    When someone says pick a number between 1 and whatever, say ‘1’, it drives them crazy.

  3. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, over 3 years ago

    “so called” woman

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    ’It’s a man dressed as a Sheila!’
    Seriously, as far as I’m concerned, the only real definition of real man or real woman… is being over the age of 16 … or 18 … and having the required parts.
    Any other definition is meaningless.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    Between 1 and 10? That would include 2 through 9 (if we’re limiting this to whole numbers), right? So, I wouldn’t have picked 5.1362894 as my first choice. Am I not a man?

  6. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 3 years ago

    “Now, pick a nose between me and you… "

  7. Dave4B

    Dave4B said, over 3 years ago


    You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friend’s … oh. you’ve heard it.

  8. Kylie2112

    Kylie2112 said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Male/female = parts.
    Man/woman = identity.
    Would you rather I (passable transwoman) or Buck Angel (transman porn star) use the ladies’ room?

  9. mbreed184

    mbreed184 said, over 3 years ago

    If this is an objective test… is Dogbert an actual dog?

  10. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago


    I was referring more to the outdated ‘macho’ concepts of what a real man is … or real woman.
    ie real men watch sports, don’t cry and don’t talk about their feelings … all of which seemed designed to ruin them for pretty much any relationship.

  11. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    I don’t pretend to understand where we get the idea of “women’s intuition”. From what I’ve observed it’s evaluating someone else by their own ideas and prejudices and not surprisingly, I’ve never seen it to be right.
    I don’t trust “first impressions” for the same reason. The snap judgement without having seen how a person actually behaves. I’ve never seen a first impression be correct, either.
    there are of course things that can be obvious at first meeting. If someone uses drugs, that is normally apparent. I get a kick out of people who use pot but think no one else can tell. Yeah, sure: mind wanders, frequently can’t stay on track, eyes move weird, voice has some level of slowdown and slurring even after a couple of weeks. (I’m convinced that long-time pot user Al Gore had to have a speech coach to work with him. I’ve only heard one or two, but I’d enjoy Feist’s songs a lot more if it wasn’t so obvious she was badly stoned.) Alcohol causes the eyes to react weirdly, which is why police shine a light on the yes. The more snockered a person is, the weirder they usually act. Meth makes people speakreallyfast.
    Noticing the latter is observation, not “first impression” or “intuition.” I’ve known many who could observe, but it took years for them to develop skill. I’ve learned to read people because of jobs that worked with the public.

  12. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 3 years ago

    3.1416. You would think that a woman would always be thinking of pie.

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