Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    An instruction book…who knew?

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, almost 2 years ago

    But you can’t read chapter six until after the 3rd date.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    SNERK!! Good one!

  4. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Linux0s

    SNERK!! Good one!

  5. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, almost 2 years ago

    Oh, if only some guys would read that manual.

  6. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, almost 2 years ago

    @Prof d'anglais

    True, but some of us try to compile the thing ourselves!

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    Fair’s fair, Dilbert … give her your manual.
    Or does this only work one way?
    (Silly me, of course it does!)

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    Gee, it would really be helpful if all women came with an Operating Manual!

  9. nurbz

    nurbz said, almost 2 years ago

    watching “chick flix” the girl aways finds the time to say..“he’s read the book”. That’s when I remind her I’m re-writing it…..

  10. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    as a “stripper prude”, i’m profoundly aghast at the thinly veiled euphemisms. what if the rooskees get ahold of this stuff?

  11. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, almost 2 years ago

    Can I just read the Executive Summary and bookmark the Trouble Shooting Guide.

  12. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    The GenX variant of the manual has a photo on the cover of a gate in a volcanic landscape that says “Abandon Goodness, All Ye Who Entere Here.”

  13. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, almost 2 years ago

    Maybe we should all write manuals. No two would be the same.

  14. cholomanaba

    cholomanaba said, almost 2 years ago

    I once wrote a manual to understand women…. it had 490 pages… all of them blank….. I am pretty sure even they (women) don’t understand themselves!

  15. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, almost 2 years ago

    The earrings are easiest. I’d spin those first.

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