Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    And organ donors can use the recycling bins.

  2. artybee

    artybee said, over 1 year ago

    Bring out ’cher dead!

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    I had this same idea in a book I wrote but never submitted … a small town with a hearse that did triple duty as an ambulance and pizza van.
    Didn’t pick up garbage… though the pizza customers might have had other thoughts …

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Dogbert is an entrepreneurial genius! I like his idea!

  5. daniel_bel

    daniel_bel said, over 1 year ago

    @artybee

    I will NOT eat mud!

  6. MPeters

    MPeters said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Might be a bit disturbing when you call for EMS and a hearse pulls up. Or when a hearse responds to car accidents on a regular basis.

  7. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t worry, Dogbert- I don’t see any good ideas being pushed here!

  8. Jon Hra

    Jon Hra said, over 1 year ago

    Oh good grief. It’s so awful I could only laugh.

  9. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 1 year ago

    You’d have to leave them in one of those big cans.

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    @Linux0s

    Can’t work since you must keep the corpses alive for the organs to be donated.

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    The original idea for the Ecto One was a black hearse instead of a white ambulance.

  12. roxxitt2yaaa

    roxxitt2yaaa said, over 1 year ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    How do you keep a corpse alive?

  13. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    @MPeters

    That was actually one of the scenes in the book, a traffic accident victim seeing a hearse pull up!

  14. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 1 year ago

    What if the person isn’t quite dead yet?

  15. Slowmodem

    Slowmodem said, over 1 year ago

    @artybee

    I’m feeling better!

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