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Dilbert Classics

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Mar 26, 2013
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    margueritem  over 4 years ago

    And fix the roof while you’re at it.

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    I wouldn’t paint the house without a second opinion.

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    I must congratulate Dogbert on his very practical request, unblemished by maudlin sentiment….

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    jack fairbanks  over 4 years ago

    could probably, slowly, painfully, poison a small dog over the course of a year

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    Fogger_man  over 4 years ago

    Sure Dogbert… with lead-based paint from China!Bwa ha ha ha

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    Thomas Scott Roberts GC Insider over 4 years ago

    Since this strip first ran in 1990, I’d say the doctor was a little bit off.

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    jonnijones  over 4 years ago

    Make sure you buy plenty of dog food and treats before you go.

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