Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    Get with the #@*! program Dilbert!

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    *%#@!, Dilbert, get back to the real world.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    ‘Nobody listens to you unless you absolutely swear every other word..’

  4. deadheadzan

    deadheadzan GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Dilbert forgot where he was but quickly corrected the situation—-bravo, Dilbert!

  5. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Translating engineer to mechanic.

  6. Tog

    Tog said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Is that a Star Trek the Voyage Home reference?

  7. chizzel

    chizzel said, over 1 year ago

    @Rad-ish

    Todays mechanics are enginers

  8. Tacopielvr

    Tacopielvr said, over 1 year ago

    @chizzel

    No, not really.

  9. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, over 1 year ago

    the ‘Car Guys’ on PBS radio (10 am eastern) give you great car advice and never swear!
    .
    Also known as ‘Click and Clack, the Tappert Brothers’!

  10. Rainfoot

    Rainfoot said, over 1 year ago

    I learned why mechanics swear so much while spending two years working as a grease-monkey at the local quarry. You get inventive with the cursing, it helps a little.

  11. mamousan

    mamousan said, over 1 year ago

    love it

  12. MPeters

    MPeters GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @chizzel

    The proper term for mechanics today is “technicians”. Engineers are the ones that designed the cars that the technicians have to work on.

  13. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, over 1 year ago

    @chizzel

    Today’s mechanics are computer technicians!
    Gone are the days of the shade tree mechanic… sigh!

  14. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, over 1 year ago

    That’s right, Dilbert. Be specific.

  15. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    gotta watch it dil or you’ll be paying for new cam distribunizers and muffler bearings.

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