Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Oh, good one, Dogbert…. (not)

  2. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 3 years ago

    Very accurate.

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 3 years ago

    Dogbert set the cold war back about 10 years.

  4. Radish

    Radish GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    How Dogbert Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

  5. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @Radish

    Nice!

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    Capitalism is the oppression of man by man.
    Communism is the same thing … just reversed.

  7. win

    win said, over 3 years ago

    Follow the money…

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    I’m sure Gorby was just kidding; he must have had some sense of humor. I can say this from the perspective of 2013: his missile “one” hasn’t hit yet.

  9. no1scouse

    no1scouse said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    I’m sure I heard that one the other way around!

  10. zoidknight

    zoidknight said, over 3 years ago

    @Sisyphos

    It was made in Russia. Probably blew up in the silo.

  11. no1scouse

    no1scouse said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruce Lee

    Yes, that’s the statement “Anyone under thirty who isn’t a socialist has no heart, anyone over thirty who is a socialist has no brain”

  12. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    re:no1scouse

    I’ve never noticed that in real life. The people with compassion were normally for controlled capitalism (no monopolies plus regulation, sort of like it was 30 years ago) because it provided people with a way to better their own situations. The people who were selfish wanted Socialism because they could get something for nothing, act like bestial beasts, and hurt others, but still call it the “greater good.”
    .
    People who start evil generally stay on that path, becoming worse over time. It’s a shock when you meet someone who you went to high school with that was just getting into evil and 25 years later, they are just a bundle of hatreds and rage, seething, looking for an excuse to explode. Brrrrr.

  13. mkahn

    mkahn said, over 3 years ago

    @Radish

    “Gentlemen. You can’t fight in here. This is the War Room!”

  14. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    ‘Anyone who doesn’t regret the passing of the Soviet Union has no heart. Anyone who wants it restored has no brains.’
    Vladimir Putin.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    What works best isn’t Capitalism alone or Socialism alone. But a mixture with each filling the gaps the other one has. It works in Europe, it works here too.

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