Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Dilbert, never ask a question that you might not want to hear the answer to…

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 2 years ago

    Dogbert’s ready for a girlfriend now.

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 2 years ago

    And Dogbert is the lawyer of dogs.

  4. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Dogbert being sensitive and diplomatic??? This is an old strip!

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    “The tube sock of inventors”! Wow? Dogbert is right: ambiguity rules!

  6. MiepR

    MiepR said, over 2 years ago

    Tubesocks are really kind of cool. Why have heels? What’s the point?

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    Never ask Dogbert a question. The answer will be a put-down or weird.

  8. Chris Kenworthy

    Chris Kenworthy said, over 2 years ago

    I understood “the tube sock of inventors” as a perfect expression of mediocrity – not useless, but not remarkably valuable. Also, you can probably pick up Dilberts in six-packs at Walmart…

  9. daedalusomega

    daedalusomega said, over 2 years ago

    It’s ambiguous. For all we know Dogbert could as well think that Dilbert is gifted, while having some reasons for not wanting Dilbert to know he really sees him as ingenuous. The joke, then, is on us, who believe we got to decipher Dogbert’s comment. Tube socks are ambiguous.

  10. daedalusomega

    daedalusomega said, over 2 years ago

    @Chris Kenworthy

    Mediocrity would have been intended if Dogbert had said “the inventor of tube socks”, which he didn’t.

  11. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, over 2 years ago

    Nice line, you should get a patent.

  12. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 2 years ago

    You can’t tell the heel from the vamp.

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Dogbert believes in being mysterious and cryptic when he wants to.

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