Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    There you go!

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    If anything, it should be cut.

  3. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 1 year ago


    Agreed and get all the money our of politics, especially lobbyists!

  4. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    Funny how Dogbert’s theory is sympathetic to the criminal.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Put politicians on minimum wage … and see how fast it goes up!

  6. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, over 1 year ago

    They make 5 to 10 times what the average taxpayer makes. Does that mean that there 5 to 10 times more likely to be a criminal?

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    One of your dumber editorialists. Cut their pay in inverse proportion to their increased spending of tax revenues (i.e., the more of your money they spend, the less they’re paid).

  8. Tog

    Tog said, over 1 year ago

    UK politicians have just suggested they should have a massive pay rise that is way above the rate of inflation and much more than anyone else would currently get.

  9. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    Yes, Dogbert, Congress is a bunch of criminals.

  10. C C Alexander

    C C Alexander GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago


    right on target!!

  11. Chris Kenworthy

    Chris Kenworthy said, over 1 year ago

    I think in ‘Utopia’ (by Thomas More,) the leaders and civil servants were well taken care of, but they weren’t allowed to accumulate wealth while in office, accept gifts, or conduct their own business. Basically they were put under a microscope – not allowed to have ANYTHING but what Utopia provided for them. Any kickbacks would be noticed immediately.

    Doesn’t sound like a bad place to start, but clever critters would find a way of getting the bribes paid to friends or accomplices.

  12. information

    information said, over 1 year ago

    boils my blood how true this is.

  13. Rhadamanthus

    Rhadamanthus said, over 1 year ago

    A Turkish sultan found the solution centuries ago. Any official found taking bribes or other grossly illegal acts was skined alive and their skin was used to cover the chair their successor would be using. The incentive to be just, honest & law-abiding was enormous.
    I think it would work well in this country…

  14. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 1 year ago

    Hey, I know! Let’s combat gun violence by…wait for it…handing out MORE guns. What could possibly go wrong?

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    @Chris Kenworthy

    I wonder how many would do that if the death penalty was attached? Listed under corruption of govt.

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