Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    So uplifting…

  2. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, almost 4 years ago

    Or you could just buy a nice little truck.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 4 years ago

    If you exercise regularly, abstain from alcohol and sex … you won’t live any longer … it’ll just seem like it.

  4. Hanno

    Hanno said, almost 4 years ago

    I run (a lot), quit smoking, rarely drink, eat healthy. Sometimes I do wonder why.

  5. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, almost 4 years ago

    It’s a lose-lose situation.

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 4 years ago

    Achilles faced a comparable conundrum. And others have said it, too: a short life, but a merry one!

  7. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, almost 4 years ago

    I subscribe to the philosophy of my old boss.

    “Never take exercise. If you’re fit, you don’t need to; if you’re not fit, it’ll kill you.”

  8. C C Alexander

    C C Alexander GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    I exercise 2-3x a week – always feel awful after

  9. Chris Kenworthy

    Chris Kenworthy said, almost 4 years ago

    I walk for exercise, (have bad knees so can’t do much more strenuous.) Most of the time it doesn’t hurt, either during the work or afterwards. This morning might be an exception, since I did nearly 6 km during a high winds warning. :-|

  10. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, almost 4 years ago

    You exercise so you feel better the rest of the time. If you’re not feeling better the rest of the time, you’re not doing it right and you’re better off quitting.

  11. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, almost 4 years ago

    One cannot argue with this logic.

  12. MagicFan

    MagicFan said, over 3 years ago

    I’m a pretty good sprinter, but I stink at long-distance except for jogging.

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