Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 5 months ago

    So uplifting…

  2. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 5 months ago

    Or you could just buy a nice little truck.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

    If you exercise regularly, abstain from alcohol and sex … you won’t live any longer … it’ll just seem like it.

  4. Hanno

    Hanno said, 5 months ago

    I run (a lot), quit smoking, rarely drink, eat healthy. Sometimes I do wonder why.

  5. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 5 months ago

    It’s a lose-lose situation.

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

    Achilles faced a comparable conundrum. And others have said it, too: a short life, but a merry one!

  7. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 5 months ago

    I subscribe to the philosophy of my old boss.

    “Never take exercise. If you’re fit, you don’t need to; if you’re not fit, it’ll kill you.”

  8. C C Alexander

    C C Alexander said, 5 months ago

    I exercise 2-3x a week – always feel awful after

  9. Omnius

    Omnius said, 5 months ago

    I never saw the sense of running from point A to point A, I just never leave point A and have more fun.

  10. Chris Kenworthy

    Chris Kenworthy said, 5 months ago

    I walk for exercise, (have bad knees so can’t do much more strenuous.) Most of the time it doesn’t hurt, either during the work or afterwards. This morning might be an exception, since I did nearly 6 km during a high winds warning. :-|

  11. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, 5 months ago

    You exercise so you feel better the rest of the time. If you’re not feeling better the rest of the time, you’re not doing it right and you’re better off quitting.

  12. Tacopielvr

    Tacopielvr said, 5 months ago

    I’ve run 35+ marathons, one ultra and hundreds of shorter races. Running is highly over-rated but it does help in trying to live a healthy life. Hate being called a “runner”, most runners are so self absorbed in thinking what they do is so respected and marveled at by all others…….no, most people think running long distances and in awful weather is dumb and pointless.

  13. Tacopielvr

    Tacopielvr said, 5 months ago

    @ewalnut

    Perfectly put. Very true.

  14. Tacopielvr

    Tacopielvr said, 5 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Lol, very funny, very true.

  15. Tacopielvr

    Tacopielvr said, 5 months ago

    @Hanno

    Same here, lol. It gets very boring and as I’ve aged it hurts alot more. Now I try to run on trails as much as possible. Its more pleasant then running by cars and city noise and unless I trip over a rock, a root, or in a hole, its much easier on my body.

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