Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, almost 4 years ago

    Infiltrating the filtrating system always avoids embarrassment.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 4 years ago

    Seems to work in the movies. Ventilation shafts are always large enough to crawl through.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 4 years ago

    Uh-huh. No one will look at you crawling into the ducts and think you foolish. No one.

  4. MadCow

    MadCow GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

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  5. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    It bugs me when doors have a handle and it turns out you have to push it open; or the opposite, a bar across the door and you pull.

  6. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-Turtle said, almost 4 years ago

    @J. Short

    and what’s the deal with bathroom doors? You should push to get out and pull to get in. After washing your hands, why do you want to touch a bathroom door handle? Just sayin’

  7. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, almost 4 years ago

    @Coffee-Turtle

    I’m usually in more of a hurry to get in.
    Also, it isn’t the same handle as the one you used to get in. Unless some people DON’T wash their hands.

  8. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-Turtle said, almost 4 years ago

    @ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, about 3 hours ago
    “Unless some people DON’T wash their hands.”
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    Believe it or not! There are more than a few.
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    oldfiredog said, about 2 hours ago

    @Coffee-Turtle

    What about a public restroom with only a blow dryer,no paper towels and a door handle to get out.That is the worst thing that could ever happen.And to ossiningaling,most people don’t wash their hands.
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    AGREED!!! :-D

  9. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, almost 4 years ago

    Lift.

  10. MPeters

    MPeters said, almost 4 years ago

    @Dilbert:
    In my experience, if you pull the door open, the right door is unlocked. If you push, it would be the left door. That may not be the case with all doors, but probably most.
    Look for the lock cylinder on the door. The door with the cylinder is the first one unlocked.

  11. MagicFan

    MagicFan said, over 3 years ago

    @MadCow

    LOL!

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