Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    Infiltrating the filtrating system always avoids embarrassment.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Seems to work in the movies. Ventilation shafts are always large enough to crawl through.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Uh-huh. No one will look at you crawling into the ducts and think you foolish. No one.

  4. MadCow

    MadCow GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

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  5. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    It bugs me when doors have a handle and it turns out you have to push it open; or the opposite, a bar across the door and you pull.

  6. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-Turtle said, over 1 year ago

    @J. Short

    and what’s the deal with bathroom doors? You should push to get out and pull to get in. After washing your hands, why do you want to touch a bathroom door handle? Just sayin’

  7. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, over 1 year ago

    @Coffee-Turtle

    I’m usually in more of a hurry to get in.
    Also, it isn’t the same handle as the one you used to get in. Unless some people DON’T wash their hands.

  8. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-Turtle said, over 1 year ago

    @ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, about 3 hours ago
    “Unless some people DON’T wash their hands.”
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    Believe it or not! There are more than a few.
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    oldfiredog said, about 2 hours ago

    @Coffee-Turtle

    What about a public restroom with only a blow dryer,no paper towels and a door handle to get out.That is the worst thing that could ever happen.And to ossiningaling,most people don’t wash their hands.
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    AGREED!!! :-D

  9. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 1 year ago

    Lift.

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    Did you know there is a Death Index for dirty hands?
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    Information on Hygiene

    • It is estimated that washing hands with soap and water could reduce diarrheal disease-associated deaths by up to 50% 1.• Researchers in London estimate that if everyone routinely washed their hands, a million deaths a year could be prevented 2.• A large percentage of foodborne disease outbreaks are spread by contaminated hands. Appropriate hand washing practices can reduce the risk of foodborne illness and other infections 3.• Handwashing can reduce the risk of respiratory infections by 16% 4.

    • The use of an alcohol gel hand sanitizer in the classroom provided an overall reduction in absenteeism due to infection by 19.8% among 16 elementary schools and 6,000 students 5.
    • More than 50% of healthy persons have Staphylococcus aureus living in or on their nasal passages, throats, hair, or skin 6.
    • Within the first 15 minutes of bathing, the average person sheds 6 × 106 colony forming units (CFU) of Staphylococcus aureus 7.
    • The average individual swimmer contributes at least 0.14 grams of fecal material to the water, usually within the first 15 minutes of entering 8. Showering with soap before swimming helps stop the spread of germs by removing fecal material from the body.
    • Trachoma, the leading cause of preventable blindness worldwide, is related to the lack of facial hygiene 9.
    • Inadequate contact lens hygiene, such as failure to properly disinfect lenses, is associated with an increased risk of acquiring the eye infection Acanthamoeba keratitis 10.
    • The spread of pinworms can be reduced by proper hygiene, including clipping nails and showering children immediately after they wake in the morning 11.
    • Hundreds of thousands of persons in the U.K. (between 1.2% and 1.3% of the total population) acquire outer ear infections each year, due to contaminated water remaining in the ear after swimming or bathing 12.

  11. MPeters

    MPeters GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Dilbert:
    In my experience, if you pull the door open, the right door is unlocked. If you push, it would be the left door. That may not be the case with all doors, but probably most.
    Look for the lock cylinder on the door. The door with the cylinder is the first one unlocked.

  12. itchybacon

    itchybacon said, over 1 year ago

    Overthinking is dangerous.

  13. MagicFan

    MagicFan GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @MadCow

    LOL!

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