Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Brian K

    Brian K said, over 1 year ago

    If you oversleep in a garbage can and the garbage truck comes… Then you’d be lost

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Dogbert is clearly a city-boy. Learn to love the open and wild outdoors, Dogbert!

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    Dogbert has the “get pestered by small animals” part down.

  4. Pratyeka

    Pratyeka said, over 1 year ago

    @Brian K: “garage”, not “garbage”

  5. Chris Kenworthy

    Chris Kenworthy said, over 1 year ago

    Sleeping in the garage doesn’t have as nice a view. :)

  6. An Unscented Flower

    An Unscented Flower GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    So that you may be much closer to the fridge and the toilet, Dilbert..

  7. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    We build cities, erect walls, pave roads, fell trees, set traps for “vermin”, shoot “nuisance animals”, and then complain that we feel too “shut-in” and spend scads of money to go see nature.

  8. burleigh2

    burleigh2 said, over 1 year ago

    It would be more appropriate for him to suggest that in the back yard… then you get the sound of nature (dogs, rain, etc) in there as well. ;-)

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