Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Brian K

    Brian K said, 6 months ago

    If you oversleep in a garbage can and the garbage truck comes… Then you’d be lost

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

    Dogbert is clearly a city-boy. Learn to love the open and wild outdoors, Dogbert!

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 6 months ago

    Dogbert has the “get pestered by small animals” part down.

  4. Pratyeka

    Pratyeka said, 6 months ago

    @Brian K: “garage”, not “garbage”

  5. Chris Kenworthy

    Chris Kenworthy said, 6 months ago

    Sleeping in the garage doesn’t have as nice a view. :)

  6. Ice Hole

    Ice Hole said, 6 months ago

    So that you may be much closer to the fridge and the toilet, Dilbert..

  7. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 6 months ago

    We build cities, erect walls, pave roads, fell trees, set traps for “vermin”, shoot “nuisance animals”, and then complain that we feel too “shut-in” and spend scads of money to go see nature.

  8. burleigh2

    burleigh2 said, 6 months ago

    It would be more appropriate for him to suggest that in the back yard… then you get the sound of nature (dogs, rain, etc) in there as well. ;-)

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