Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    It’s your sense of self-preservation kicking in…

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, almost 3 years ago

    Well if you’re transporting a hammer, all traffic looks like a nail.

  3. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    I got the first chip in my truck’s windshield about two hours after I mailed in my final payment.

  4. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Keep on tail gateing, see what happens.

  5. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Dilbert, what a shame that Dogbert is not with you.. If he were, he may offer a simple suggestion, like ‘Go ahead and pass the truck’, or something..

  6. Triangle

    Triangle GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Feel it’s weight, as it crushes down onto you.

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 3 years ago

    Now that’s a load! Heavy, heavy hangs over thy head, Dilbert!

  8. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, almost 3 years ago

    There is a wee bit of tailgating going on.

  9. mkahn

    mkahn said, almost 3 years ago

    Stop… HAMMER TIME!

  10. Minecraft is awsome! (Joshua Bucy)

    Minecraft is awsome! (Joshua Bucy) said, almost 3 years ago

    LOL weird giant picture!!!!!

  11. kroykali

    kroykali said, almost 3 years ago

    I always wonder about the car carriers with the last car precariously dangling on the end, shaking up and down, with only straps or chains around the tires.

  12. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, almost 3 years ago

    Remember, Dilbert, a good rule of thumb for safe following distance is 1 car length or giant hammer length per 10MPH.

  13. BROOKfan

    BROOKfan said, almost 3 years ago

    I’m on the second windshield on both of my cars. it’s the only downside to living in Arizona.

  14. Tin Can Twidget

    Tin Can Twidget GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    @The Wolf In Your Midst

    Forget trying to estimate car lengths. Regardless of speed, maintain at least a two second spaceing between you and the vehicle ahead.

  15. Strod

    Strod said, almost 3 years ago

    “…Hammer, Hammer…”
     
    “Eins, zwei, drei, alle!”
     
    Ooooh, you cannot reach me now
    Ooooh, no matter how you try…

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