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   simpsonfan2 said, 8 months ago

   Pastis’ motto.
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 8 months ago

   Every atheist I’ve ever met believed in God. You don’t have a reaction of visceral hatred to something that you don’t believe exists. Many had had bad things happen to them, or they wanted to do something they knew was wrong and it drove them to hate that Being which they blamed for reminding them.
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   Sisyphos said, 8 months ago

   Some of my best friends are amethysts. And rubies, and diamonds, and emeralds….
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   olfart said, 8 months ago

   @Nabuqduriuzhur
   Continue to believe that if it gives you comfort. Myself, I hate anything that tries to force bizarre rituals and standards upon me. Therefore, I dont much like any religion. By your twisted reasoning that would make me a polytheist.
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   Linux0s said, 8 months ago

   Amethysts don’t believe in Gold.

   (Oops, I explained.)

   (And apologized.)
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   Tirasmol said, 8 months ago

   @Linux0s

   and I giggled
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   425 said, 8 months ago

   @Nabuquduriuzhur

   I think you’re confusing our nonexistent hatred of a nonexistent god to our very real hatred of organized religion.
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   skipcarlsen said, 8 months ago

   Isn’t it more noble to believe in something than in nothing?
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   Senex said, 8 months ago

   I believe I’ll have another beer…
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    Chris Kenworthy said, 8 months ago

    Sorry Dogbert, that’s not even a good enough pun to be a groaner. You were reaching too far – Ah-mah-thist to Ay-thee-ist. They don’t really sound much alike, thus, not decent wordplay.
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    Omnius said, 8 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    You haven’t met any real atheists have you? Atheists don’t need a mental crutch like you god believers do.
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    BuckyKatt999 said, 8 months ago

    It’s not a pun.
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    hoyacougar said, 8 months ago

    @Omnius:
    Good approach; when attacked by a single idiot, expand your reprisal to insult an entire group.
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    Tony  said, 8 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    I’ve met a few God-haters, but they’re no more atheists than you are. An atheist simply lacks a belief in God or gods in general.

    If you are a Christian, why do you not believe in Allah? Or, if you are a Muslim, why do you not believe in Yahweh? If you will thoughtfully answer this question, I think you will understand why atheists don’t believe in either.
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    batfan13 said, 8 months ago

    @hoyacougar

    I thought the same thing.
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