Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    That’s one great reason…

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, almost 2 years ago

    Dogbert actually cares about Dilbert?!?

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    Just “thud.” —Far more definitive.

  4. MoonlitKnight

    MoonlitKnight GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    “Just ‘thud’” made quite an impression on Dilbert….saves him from making quite an impression on the ground below

  5. ChrissyT

    ChrissyT said, almost 2 years ago

    @Sisyphos

    What about “Aaaaaaah… thud.”

  6. Eric Klein

    Eric Klein said, almost 2 years ago

    I would have thought that his reason would have been “you have not left your estate to me”

  7. Glass Hole

    Glass Hole GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Yes, falling could be loads of fun.. Yet, it may be the landing that could get to you..

  8. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, almost 2 years ago

    What’s he doing with his tie in the last panel?

  9. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, almost 2 years ago

    Brevity is the soul of wit.

  10. unnormal

    unnormal said, almost 2 years ago

    @Rickapolis

    Looks like he’s using it as a security blanket.

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    Well your parachute will be checked, and your backup too.

  12. renewed1

    renewed1 said, almost 2 years ago

    Boogey till you bounce. A sky diving buddy of mine wore a t-shirt with that on it.

  13. Saucy1121

    Saucy1121 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @pouncingtiger

    Dogbert doesn’t want to lose his meal ticket.

  14. MagicFan

    MagicFan GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @TrapperJohn

    But you are still not very likely to be killed in a car accident…

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