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   margueritem said, 10 months ago

   That’s one great reason…
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   pouncingtiger said, 10 months ago

   Dogbert actually cares about Dilbert?!?
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   Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

   Just “thud.” —Far more definitive.
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   MoonlitKnight said, 10 months ago

   “Just ‘thud’” made quite an impression on Dilbert….saves him from making quite an impression on the ground below
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   ChrissyT said, 10 months ago

   @Sisyphos

   What about “Aaaaaaah… thud.”
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   Eric Klein said, 10 months ago

   I would have thought that his reason would have been “you have not left your estate to me”
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   Ice Hole said, 10 months ago

   Yes, falling could be loads of fun.. Yet, it may be the landing that could get to you..
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   Rickapolis said, 10 months ago

   What’s he doing with his tie in the last panel?
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   The Life I Draw Upon said, 10 months ago

   Brevity is the soul of wit.
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    unnormal said, 10 months ago

    @Rickapolis

    Looks like he’s using it as a security blanket.
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 10 months ago

    Well your parachute will be checked, and your backup too.
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    TrapperJohn said, 10 months ago

    You could use that same argument for NOT GETTING IN A CAR. You are much more likely to be killed in a car accident than a sky-diving accident.
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    renewed1 said, 10 months ago

    Boogey till you bounce. A sky diving buddy of mine wore a t-shirt with that on it.
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    Saucy1121 said, 10 months ago

    @pouncingtiger

    Dogbert doesn’t want to lose his meal ticket.
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    MagicFan said, 9 months ago

    @TrapperJohn

    But you are still not very likely to be killed in a car accident…
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