Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 18 hours ago

    Or offer them luxury homes on Venus…
    (hey, it worked in The Marching Morons… the short story on which Idiocracy is based)

  2. Number Six

    Number Six said, about 13 hours ago

    “There’s no oxygen on Mars.”

    Like she cares!

  3. Dunestrider

    Dunestrider said, about 13 hours ago

    And what sacrifices have the children made? Have they surrendered their “smart” phones and iPads?

  4. Mourdac

    Mourdac said, about 11 hours ago

    Just pick out a bad nursing home for them.

  5. GuiltyBystander

    GuiltyBystander said, about 11 hours ago


    That shouldn’t be a problem. The term “bad nursing home” is usually a redundancy.

  6. neverenoughgold

    neverenoughgold GoComics PRO Member said, about 10 hours ago

    I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger solved this problem…

  7. Kristiaan

    Kristiaan GoComics PRO Member said, about 9 hours ago

    Bugger off, Noriko

  8. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, about 7 hours ago

    We have no other place to go, but some people think there is a place. And that is right here. Time to clean up or die out.

  9. route66paul

    route66paul said, about 3 hours ago

    if the x,y, and z generation had there way, they would march all baby boomers to death camps. They might just have a chance at a better America, too.

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 37 minutes ago

    I find that it is incumbent on Noriko to sample the accommodations first! Gasp!

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