Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Ninel

    Ninel said, about 20 hours ago

    Typical of bosses : when the things goes rightly they want to share when goes for wrong is your guilty

  2. ptlover

    ptlover said, about 15 hours ago

    Business 101— Take all of the credit, delegate all of the blame.

  3. Herrweh

    Herrweh said, about 15 hours ago

    We had a boss we called the biscuit. He just sat there and soaked up gravy.

  4. Ray C

    Ray C said, about 13 hours ago

    How does it go? Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.

  5. StevenTorrey

    StevenTorrey said, about 12 hours ago

    The Pope has a ’Devil’s Advocate" who challenges any miracles of people about to be made into saints.

  6. neverenoughgold

    neverenoughgold GoComics PRO Member said, about 11 hours ago

    “Failure is not an option!”

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, about 11 hours ago

    Indeed he should have finished it an patented it himself.

  8. wcgreen3

    wcgreen3 GoComics PRO Member said, about 11 hours ago

    Old Henny Youngman joke: My doctor said I was too fat and needed to diet. I replied I wanted a second opinion. He said “Okay, you’re ugly”.

  9. JimPem

    JimPem said, about 9 hours ago

    Interesting. Many engineering companies will patent the work their employees do on behalf of the company. If Dilly did the work for the company, then it’s reasonably the company’s patent. If Dilly did the work for himself on his own time in such a way as to not compete with the company he works for (a normal condition in many companies’ ethical policies), then he can claim the patent for himself.

  10. Dean

    Dean said, about 9 hours ago


    As I said yesterday, this is why I only got a dollar.

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 4 hours ago

    PHB is speaking for himself rather than for the company, so Dilbert should just tell him to take a hike. Of course, there will be retaliation….

  12. dgmiller

    dgmiller said, about 3 hours ago


    Ah, yes! Take my wife ………………….please!

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