The rainy day has passed away, the Pouch now hawks his wares
A face not even mother loves, assured to draw some stares.
Meet up at the Tastee Freeze, there’s ice cream for dessert
Exchange transpires sans a hitch, thus nobody gets hurt.
Kitchen drops a cool grand, investing in his future
Big rewards do carry risks, he hopes he won’t need sutures.
Back at the Hotel Siam the plot it now doth thicken
Kitchen in over his head, his pulse begins to quicken.
The layout of the 28th it now resides in hand
To pull off such a massive coup, wouldn’t that be grand?
Trim and prune. Tend leaf and stim. Moisten now the soil
Siam Plant Squad on the job, invisibly they toil.
Kitchen needs to turn his shears upon the mop of Brush
For if that man is recognized they never shall be flush.
Some say he was blown away when ill-timed lightning struck
Others claim he has nine lives. Some fools have all the luck.
Welcome Hotshot Charlie with a guest of fabled lore
The Dragon Lady enters. Heart rates begin to soar.
The Dragon has immunity. You must remember this.
Give her all that she desires. Surrender unto bliss.
Her beauty is remarkable. Men gasp at such a sight
Some would sell their souls to have her for a single night.