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  1. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Nothing breeds hate so effectively as a good old biblical condemnation. Yep let’s make wearing polyester and wool a stoning to death crime, and don’t even think about drinking milk with your bacon.

  2. cjr53

    cjr53 said, 9 months ago

    @dtroutma

    Or even the bacon.

  3. cjr53

    cjr53 said, 9 months ago

    @David

    Actually, it is the pick and choose what supports their views. All the while forgetting what Jesus said; new covenant with God; died for our sins, and a number of other things that are IGNORED.

  4. jack75287

    jack75287 said, 9 months ago

    @dtroutma

    If you understood that law you would no better. That biblical law was written because back in the day you might have one outfit for an entire year. If you weaved two different materials together, the stronger one would literally saw threw the weaker.

    Now we have about ten outfits in total, my nieces have I know idea how many.

  5. jack75287

    jack75287 said, 9 months ago

    @David

    How do you explain your own twisted translation of well everything?

    Still want to marginalize Ted Cruz?

  6. jack75287

    jack75287 said, 9 months ago

    @rvernon

    Nothing, but he once said Marginalizing people is a good thing. In the end such people will be marginalized.

  7. lonecat

    lonecat said, 9 months ago

    @jack75287

    Interesting interpretation; who says so? Did you make it up yourself? Here’s the trouble I have with rationalizing explanations of these religious laws — if they were true, why not just say so — “Hey guys, if you make clothes out of two kinds of cloth they won’t last”. Instead, there’s all this weird mystery and terrible consequences. When my Dad taught me how to use a knife he said, “Don’t do it that way, you’ll cut yourself.” He didn’t have to say, “Don’t do it that way, the neighbors wil stone you and God will smite you with a thunderbolt.” It’s only when rules don’t really make much sense that they have to be guaranteed by God.

  8. Beau Nobo

    Beau Nobo said, 9 months ago

    @jack75287

    If you get an outfit you can be a cowboy too.

  9. Tom from NC

    Tom from NC GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    What the religious forget is that they are not to do the judging, that is now up to God. Trying to cast judgment on others is quite clearly wrong according to the New Testament.

  10. CasualBrowser

    CasualBrowser GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @me9970

    “The liberal Sodomites verses the conservative Hebrews.”
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    That’s how the establishment Jews saw Jesus: The upstart liberal with his rebel followers were trying to change the status quo, establishment order maintained by the conservative Sadducees. Apparently liberalism and conservatism aren’t the same thing as moral and immoral.

  11. CasualBrowser

    CasualBrowser GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @Tom from NC

    Hello Tom, where from in NC?

  12. cjr53

    cjr53 said, 9 months ago

    @rvernon

    Hmmm, imagine or wish packs of gays roaming the streets taking advantage of innocent str8 guys? Too many homophobes are gay, but won’t admit it for the fear instilled in them by society, and the church.

  13. FlyGuyP38

    FlyGuyP38 said, 9 months ago

    Clever toon, although I won’t expect this to be federally legal without action.

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 9 months ago

    @cjr53

    However it is a misnomer to think Jesus jettisoned the Old Testament. He did not.
    -———-
    Parallel Verses
    New International Version
    “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.

    New Living Translation
    “Don’t misunderstand why I have come. I did not come to abolish the law of Moses or the writings of the prophets. No, I came to accomplish their purpose.

    English Standard Version
    “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.

    New American Standard Bible
    “Do not think that I came to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I did not come to abolish but to fulfill.

    King James Bible
    Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

    Holman Christian Standard Bible
    “Don’t assume that I came to destroy the Law or the Prophets. I did not come to destroy but to fulfill.

    International Standard Version
    “Do not think that I came to destroy the Law or the Prophets. I didn’t come to destroy them, but to fulfill them,

    NET Bible
    “Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have not come to abolish these things but to fulfill them.

    Aramaic Bible in Plain English
    Do not think that I have come to revoke The Written Law or The Prophets; I am not come to revoke but to fulfill.

    GOD’S WORD® Translation
    “Don’t ever think that I came to set aside Moses’ Teachings or the Prophets. I didn’t come to set them aside but to make them come true.

    Jubilee Bible 2000
    Think not that I am come to undo the law or the prophets; I am not come to undo, but to fulfil.

    King James 2000 Bible
    Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill.

    American King James Version
    Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill.

    American Standard Version
    Think not that I came to destroy the law or the prophets: I came not to destroy, but to fulfil.

    Douay-Rheims Bible
    Do not think that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets. I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill.

    Darby Bible Translation
    Think not that I am come to make void the law or the prophets; I am not come to make void, but to fulfil.

    English Revised Version
    Think not that I came to destroy the law or the prophets: I came not to destroy, but to fulfill.

    Webster’s Bible Translation
    Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill.

    Weymouth New Testament
    “Do not for a moment suppose that I have come to abrogate the Law or the Prophets: I have not come to abrogate them but to give them their completion.

    World English Bible
    “Don’t think that I came to destroy the law or the prophets. I didn’t come to destroy, but to fulfill.

    Young’s Literal Translation
    ’Do not suppose that I came to throw down the law or the prophets — I did not come to throw down, but to fulfill the law.
    =====
    I hope that will disabuse you of that fallacy of yours.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 9 months ago

    Sorry, forgot this bit of info. ◄ Matthew 5:17 ►

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