Dark Side of the Horse by Samson

Dark Side of the Horse

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  1. rocketscientist

    rocketscientist said, almost 2 years ago

    He’s got the ears to use that last word right. Can he do the neck pinch?

  2. InTraining

    InTraining said, almost 2 years ago

    A Horace walks into a bar………

  3. FudgeFiddle

    FudgeFiddle said, almost 2 years ago

    Haha, I like the pragmatist one. It’s like “Screw the glass is half empty or full, I’m just gonna pour the water into a full cup.”

  4. Hugh B. Hayve

    Hugh B. Hayve said, almost 2 years ago

    Biologist: This milk is 4 months past it’s expiry date. Let’s see what crawls out of the glass

  5. Nos Nevets

    Nos Nevets said, almost 2 years ago

    @InTraining

    A Horace walks into a bar………

    ant the bartender says, “What is this, some kinda joke?”

  6. Nos Nevets

    Nos Nevets said, almost 2 years ago

    Engineer: you could use a smaller glass.

  7. WaitingMan

    WaitingMan said, almost 2 years ago

    A Horace walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey buddy, what’s with the long face?”

  8. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, almost 2 years ago

    ….a Vulcan.

  9. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, almost 2 years ago

    @FudgeFiddle

    Most likely the smaller glass was empty before.

  10. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 2 years ago

    And the hedonist causes a glass of whiskey to be completely empty.

  11. kendallclark1973

    kendallclark1973 said, almost 2 years ago

    Archaelogist: Dive attempts have proven unsuccessful.

  12. bmonk

    bmonk said, almost 2 years ago

    Biologist: You don’t want to see what’s in the glass.

  13. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    That reminds me bugs bunny threatening a scientist and it turns out the vial contained the ingredients of a “chocolate malted.”

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