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   rocketscientist said, 4 months ago

   He’s got the ears to use that last word right. Can he do the neck pinch?
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   GymShoe said, 4 months ago

   A Horace walks into a bar………
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   FudgeFiddle said, 4 months ago

   Haha, I like the pragmatist one. It’s like “Screw the glass is half empty or full, I’m just gonna pour the water into a full cup.”
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   Hugh B. Hayve said, 4 months ago

   Biologist: This milk is 4 months past it’s expiry date. Let’s see what crawls out of the glass
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   Nos Nevets said, 4 months ago

   @GymShoe

   A Horace walks into a bar………

   ant the bartender says, “What is this, some kinda joke?”
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   Nos Nevets said, 4 months ago

   Engineer: you could use a smaller glass.
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   WaitingMan said, 4 months ago

   A Horace walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey buddy, what’s with the long face?”
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   capndunzzl said, 4 months ago

   ….a Vulcan.
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   Stephen Gilberg said, 4 months ago

   @FudgeFiddle

   Most likely the smaller glass was empty before.
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    SherlockWatson said, 4 months ago

    And the hedonist causes a glass of whiskey to be completely empty.
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    kendallclark1973 said, 4 months ago

    Archaelogist: Dive attempts have proven unsuccessful.
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    bmonk said, 4 months ago

    Biologist: You don’t want to see what’s in the glass.
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    calimesajim said, 4 months ago

    Obama: Borrow some more.
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    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

    That reminds me bugs bunny threatening a scientist and it turns out the vial contained the ingredients of a “chocolate malted.”
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