Dark Side of the Horse by Samson

Dark Side of the Horse

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  1. Haplo76

    Haplo76 said, 4 months ago

    Horace is right: in many cases it is a good idea to ask questions!

  2. ottod

    ottod said, 4 months ago

    When you’ve got a nail, everything looks like a question mark?

  3. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 4 months ago

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  4. DavidGBA

    DavidGBA said, 4 months ago

    Does the drawer still open?

  5. Intophaloblue

    Intophaloblue said, 4 months ago

    Tacky, just really tacky.

  6. Heima

    Heima said, 4 months ago

    Great work @Simon_Jester, I think you’ve hit the nail on the head!

  7. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 4 months ago

    …I would’ve used it to play horse shoes….LOL!

  8. GymShoe

    GymShoe said, 4 months ago

    Wait Horace…. you sould have put the period on the nail and use quesion mark as a golf club…. ! ! !

  9. Bob

    Bob said, 4 months ago

    You must be eighteen years old to call

  10. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 4 months ago

    Horace, your question hit the nail right on the head!

  11. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 4 months ago

    Good thing he didn’t get a bright idea, or a light bulb would fall and shatter against the nail.

  12. kendallclark1973

    kendallclark1973 said, 4 months ago

    That was a rather blunt and hard-hitting question.

  13. Teresa

    Teresa said, 4 months ago

    @Simon_Jester

    Well done, sir! Well done!

  14. wvhappypappy

    wvhappypappy said, 4 months ago

    For those tough-as-nails interrogations…

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