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   templo SUD said, 7 months ago

   And oh no, they’re the only ones on the moving staircase! They’re stranded!
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   simpsonfan2 said, 7 months ago

   Notice when an escalator fails, it is usually the one going up.

   One time I was walking up a stalled escalator. A couple was ahead of me. the guy was joking, telling his girlfriend that he heard when this happened at a department store in Warsaw, it took three hours to get everyone off.

   When we got to the top, I told him I had heard what he said, and he shouldn’t be saying things like that. He started to apologize, i told him to get facts right, that it was in Krakow, and it only took two hours. I heard him laughing as I walked away.
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   jimmyh43105 said, 7 months ago

   I hate that weird feeling when you get on an elevator that’s stopped.
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   briatollah said, 7 months ago

   “An escalator is never out of order; it can only become stairs.” -Mitch Hedberg
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   Johnny Potseed said, 7 months ago

   Now, be a man! Try to survive for hours! Or be the inventor of walking upstairs!
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   Citizen GROG! said, 7 months ago

   Even while in motion, I consider them to be stairs to be climbed – unlike those lumps of lard who just stand there.
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   brickster said, 7 months ago

   Left foot, right foot, left foot ……..
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   CARAPORAM said, 7 months ago

   Sounds like something Homer Simpson will say.
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   cdward said, 7 months ago

   In event of an emergency, your escalator can become a stairway.
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    SeaFox10 said, 7 months ago

    Have your wife carry you! Isn’t that why she’s there?! :p
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    Jim Guess said, 7 months ago

    … must be Democrats …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XivNwQ76mCs
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    Dry said, 7 months ago

    I’m always afraid my feet will get stuck underneath when you get to the "getting off point’! :-D

    Where’s our question of the day?
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    mshefler said, 7 months ago

    Try sliding down the railing. Especially fun if the escalator is still running.
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    deeceewye said, 7 months ago

    If you set off a Slinky at the top of an elevator going up, would it ever reach the bottom?
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    PoorPig said, 7 months ago

    It is not safe to wear “crocs” type rubber shoes, or to go barefoot, when riding an escalator. Children have been injured that way, according to the news.
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