Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein

Daddy's Home

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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 2 years ago

    And oh no, they’re the only ones on the moving staircase! They’re stranded!

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 2 years ago

    Notice when an escalator fails, it is usually the one going up.

    One time I was walking up a stalled escalator. A couple was ahead of me. the guy was joking, telling his girlfriend that he heard when this happened at a department store in Warsaw, it took three hours to get everyone off.

    When we got to the top, I told him I had heard what he said, and he shouldn’t be saying things like that. He started to apologize, i told him to get facts right, that it was in Krakow, and it only took two hours. I heard him laughing as I walked away.

  3. jimmyh43105

    jimmyh43105 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    I hate that weird feeling when you get on an elevator that’s stopped.

  4. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, about 2 years ago

    “An escalator is never out of order; it can only become stairs.” -Mitch Hedberg

  5. Johnny Potseed

    Johnny Potseed said, about 2 years ago

    Now, be a man! Try to survive for hours! Or be the inventor of walking upstairs!

  6. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Even while in motion, I consider them to be stairs to be climbed – unlike those lumps of lard who just stand there.

  7. brickster

    brickster said, about 2 years ago

    Left foot, right foot, left foot ……..

  8. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, about 2 years ago

    @jimmyh43105

    This isn’t an elevator, stupid.

  9. CARAPORAM

    CARAPORAM said, about 2 years ago

    Sounds like something Homer Simpson will say.

  10. cdward

    cdward said, about 2 years ago

    In event of an emergency, your escalator can become a stairway.

  11. Jim Guess

    Jim Guess said, about 2 years ago

    … must be Democrats …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XivNwQ76mCs

  12. Dry and Dusty

    Dry and Dusty GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    I’m always afraid my feet will get stuck underneath when you get to the "getting off point’! :-D

    Where’s our question of the day?

  13. mshefler

    mshefler said, about 2 years ago

    Try sliding down the railing. Especially fun if the escalator is still running.

  14. deeceewye

    deeceewye said, about 2 years ago

    If you set off a Slinky at the top of an elevator going up, would it ever reach the bottom?

  15. PoorPig

    PoorPig said, about 2 years ago

    It is not safe to wear “crocs” type rubber shoes, or to go barefoot, when riding an escalator. Children have been injured that way, according to the news.

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