Hide the children! Stock up the Survival Gear! Get into your backyard bomb shelters! Lock the doors and, whatever you do, don’t emerge until you hear the storm pass by!
If even waffles with whipped cream and strawberries are ineffective, mere mortals cannot face the Tantrum of the Ages!
The End Is Near! The Alicecalypse Is Coming!
Hide the children! Stock up the Survival Gear! Get into your backyard bomb shelters! Lock the doors and, whatever you do, don’t emerge until you hear the storm pass by!
If even waffles with whipped cream and strawberries are ineffective, mere mortals cannot face the Tantrum of the Ages!