Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 29, 2015
Transcript:
Alice: YAY! HAMBURGERS! Petey: Nothing on mine, Mom! Alice: Ok. Be real quiet while I order. Mom: I'd like a medium large cheeseburger, no pickle, fries and a root beer, a Lil Kiddieburger swimming in ketchup; and a Punyburger with nothing on it and with the bun and the meat in separate bags. And extra napkins, please- Worker: That's a Number 6, a Number 21-B and a Number 5633-9.4A. Mom: How they can reach that level of complexity with only five ingredients is beyond me. Petey: EW! There's ketchup EVERY-where!
Eventually 5633-9.4A will just be called a “Petey Meal”.