Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 03, 2014
August 02, 2014
August 04, 2014
Transcript:
Alice: What's all that stuff in front of your house? Dill: My brothers opened a lemonade stand. Alice: I love lemonade! Dill: Then they expanded into chips, hot dogs, candy and power drinks. Dill: Then bait and tackle, beer and wine, fireworks, souvenirs and automotive supplies. Dill: Then finally car detailing and a large animal clinic and taxidermy studio. Dill: That's when my dad put his foot down. Alice: Darn! I wanted some lemonade!
Ha! Not a chance they could last even one day in the prevailing regulatory climate. Homeland Security, the IRS, and local police would all have their SWAT teams out there to shut them down for not having all the required permits and paperwork; and they would haul Dill’s brothers into the slam until they lawyered out….