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Jan 2, 2014
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Alice: My New Year's resolution is to be on TV real often. Alice: Also to ride an elephant, play the banjo, jump off a high dive, wrestle a bear, see the Mona Lisa, win at poker, inspire a dance craze, tie complicated knots and bake the most perfect apple pit the world has ever know. Petey: Those aren't resolutions! They're impossibilities! Alice: My New Year's resolution is to learn to whistle. Petey: I still think your reaching.
Jan 4, 2014
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