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Mar 23, 2013
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Alice: Petey, whats that?  Petey: Its an oral report for my social studies interactive verbal skill acquisition learning module on ancient Egypt.  Alice: Oh! Read it to me!  Petey: Ahem. "Ancient Egypt." an oral report by Peter Otterloop. In accent Egypt there were many deities.  Petey: Like Ray, the sung god, who had a head like a falcon.  Petey: And Hokh-Ptui, the water god, whose drooling created the Nile.  Petey: Ancient Egyptians were rightly proud of there mummies, which were made by taking one high-ranking dead person, extracting his brains through his nose with a buttonhook, and stuffing him with mayonnaise and garlic, plus some expensive trinkets to impress the other mummies.  Alice: That was great. Hey, do we have a buttonhook around the house?  Petey: No, and I've looked everywhere.
Mar 25, 2013
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