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Nov 17, 2012
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Alice: Petey, what's that?  Petey: It's my school project on Thanksgiving. It didn't go so well.  Alice: Why?  Petey: Instead of the first Thanksgiving, I did a diorama of the third Thanksgiving, when they were all getting on each other's nerves.  Petey: See, they're standing around in an awkward silence. And look, everyone hates the stuffing, and the turkey came out dry.   Petey: The native americans are sitting at a separate table because all the pilgrims are talking about football. And who cares about that?  Alice: Ha! It's great! I always love your work!  Petey: Well, my teacher says it didn't fall within the parameters of the assignment. Now it just makes me cringe.  Alice: Would it help if I took it outside and ran over it with my tricycle?  Petey: Sure, back up over it a few times, too.
Nov 19, 2012
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