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   margueritem said, 7 months ago

   Excellent!
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   simpsonfan2 said, 7 months ago

   She forgot to mention the ball-bearing factories and spatula stores.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago

   Well said, Petey, well said.
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   coolhand000 said, 7 months ago

   She forgot the anti “Uh-Oh Baby Society” endorsement . .
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   Sisyphos said, 7 months ago

   Petey would make a fine ironic news commentator! Is Alice fickle, or just itchy?
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   JudasPeckerwood said, 7 months ago

   Alice, that kitty cat costume is going to be even itchier.
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   pouncingtiger said, 7 months ago

   Petey is equipped with a lot of quips.
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   Pacopuddy said, 7 months ago

   I want that limited edition SUV! Especially if it is pink with gauzy wings!!
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   Citizen GROG! said, 7 months ago

   How could you not know about the Princess Fairyqueen with all that exposure, Petey?
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    WaitingMan said, 7 months ago

    I don’t think giving Dave Eggers ideas is a good thing.
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    Yojji said, 7 months ago

    OMG! My daughter did the same thing when she was five. “Whaaaa! I don’t want to be a spider, I want to be a WITCH!!!” (“Honey, you don’t need a costume to be a witch.”) The sewing machine, an old work-horse Elna, survived with only minor injuries.
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    Puddlesplatt said, 7 months ago

    Petey is such a drag.
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    Dry said, 7 months ago

    Who is Dave Eggers?
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    Saskfan said, 7 months ago

    @Yojji

    Never mind the Elna; we know that would survive. What about the daughter?!? Did she survive???
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    reese828 said, 7 months ago

    @Dry

    A writer of some acclaim. He has written fiction and non-fiction books, articles for the New Yorker, screenplays and more.
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