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Oct 27, 2012
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Alice: Look, Petey! Mom finally finished my costume! See? I'm Princess Fairyqueen!  Petey: Who's that?  Alice: Princess Fairyqueen! She's the star of those TV carton! Plus she's got books, DVDS, CDS< a weekly magazine, video games, lunch boxes, snacks, millions of toys-  Alice: She's on breakfast cereals, linens, shower curtains, sleepwear, active wear, athletic shoes, bandages, hats, scarves, baby items, a vast interactive web site, an airmail stamp in Pago Pago, a limited edition SUV-  Alice: And a fast food franchise, theme parks, a cable network, a chain of children's hair salons, an ironic novel by Dave Eggers, cough syrup, and ice show-  Alice: This costume is too itchy. I want to be a kitty cat instead. I'll go tell mom.  Petey: "Tonight: A Fickle Four-year-old brings the economy to a grinding halt."  Mom: You what?  Petey: "In a related development, a local woman heaves a sewing mating through a brick wall."
Oct 29, 2012
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