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Petey: Look how loose my tooth is! Mom: Petey, stay in line with us. We're almost to Oswaldo Twee! Petey: I don't like Oswaldo Twee's books. They all have that creepy baby Fontanelle. Mom: There he is! Mr. Twee, we love your work! Man: Yes? Mom: This is Alice and Petey, two of your biggest fans! Noise: POP! Man: A HUMAN TOOTH? ZOUNDS! This child is spontaneously disassembling! Noise: FWUMP! Mom: Did you hear what Mr. Twee said when he came to? He said you've inspired him to write a horror novel for adults! Petey: Cool! Alice: Next adult I stand in line for is Santa Claus.
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