At some point early on, the fire department would probably start charging Crankshaft for their responses to the endless fires he sets. His homeowner’s fire insurance premium would skyrocket to the point where he could no longer afford coverage. Once he injures someone or damages a neighbor’s property it’s likely he would be arrested and, most likely, held for involuntary psychiatric observation, followed by a hearing to have him committed. None of this would be funny but it would all be fun to see.
At some point early on, the fire department would probably start charging Crankshaft for their responses to the endless fires he sets. His homeowner’s fire insurance premium would skyrocket to the point where he could no longer afford coverage. Once he injures someone or damages a neighbor’s property it’s likely he would be arrested and, most likely, held for involuntary psychiatric observation, followed by a hearing to have him committed. None of this would be funny but it would all be fun to see.