Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 12, 2014
Transcript:
"I think we need to start tackling more hot-button issues, like the debate of intelligent design versus evolution." "On one hand, we have a fossil record that backs up evolution. On the other hand, everything in the universe feels so smartly put together. Which do you believe?" "I believe in elf construction." "Darn it, Cow!! I want to have an intelligent debate. Now pick a side and make an argument!!" "I'll argue the position that Earth was constructed by elves!!" "Fine!! Then that's intelligent design!!" "No it isn't!! Elves are very dumb!!" "Yer dumb!!" SCUFFLE!!
Actually, there are many many holes in the fossil record. For example, nothing leads up to the platypus. Not just tossing out worthless arguments here, I got my BS in Geosciences from UA, one of the top leading universities for geology.