A neighbor lady was complaining about all of the lizards invading her house. She said that they always seemed to come out of the hall closet. Then my wife asked her what she did then, she said that she went into the closet, got out the vacuum cleaner and sucked the lizard up. This was a twice daily occurance. She never thought that a lizard might find his way back out of the vacuum cleaner.
Average day at my house…5:30 I really don’t want to get up.5:45 Dad, look! I think I figured out these verses in Hebrews!5:46 Dad really doesn’t understand why I get up so early. 6:30 Cold brewed iced tea has changed my life. Now how exactly do these herbs work?8:00 Dad figures out those verses in Hebrews. 9:00 Epithelial tissue under the microscope. Cool! (I may be a kindred spirit of Alix’s) (Also, some people actually keep sewing machines on their sewing tables, not microscopes. How boring of them.)9:30 “Grace, come quick! Faith caught a mourning dove!” “How do you catch a mourning dove?” “With a net.” “Ah.”10:30 I head out with my driving instructer11:30 My driving instructer and I get into a discussion on Jehovah’s Witnesses. (They don’t come around our house any more. I think the giant grin and the “let me get my Bible!” scared them off.)12:30 "Hey Mom! I’m still alive!1:30 My sister and I argue over what her character does in the story I’m writing for English. “I’m pretty sure I’m going to have to kill your dog.” “I think I might hate you now.”2:30 I practice my shiny torture instrument of death. Has anyone else noticed how unpopular flutes are?3:30 Emily does her dead level best to destroy a cookie making operation. They turn out better than ever, even if she’s still convinced that sugar belongs with the dry ingredients.4:30 I enrage Ken Ham (of Answers in Genesis) with a question I post on Dr. Wile’s blog. That man has the thinnest skin on earth.5:30 Mom and Dad head out on a date6:30 We’ve survived another of my cooking attempts. 7:30 I crush all three of them at Payday by over two thousand dollars.8:30 “It’s bedtime because I said it’s bedtime.” 9:30 Emily and I figure out a way to kill the villain’s dog instead of her dog. Now I’m killing her horse.10:00 I catch my father raiding the cookie jar. Maybe I’m not such a bad cook.10:15 ZZZZZZNow, do you really think homeschoolers are weird? You do? I’m shocked! Errrr—not really.
TheDOCTOR over 11 years ago
Now KISS ME, You Fool.
psychlady over 11 years ago
Maybe he’s wondering what he’s getting into?!
William Bednar Premium Member over 11 years ago
I was an adverage day till Val sat down with Phil and had a glass or two of wine. Then it was devine!
route66paul over 11 years ago
A neighbor lady was complaining about all of the lizards invading her house. She said that they always seemed to come out of the hall closet. Then my wife asked her what she did then, she said that she went into the closet, got out the vacuum cleaner and sucked the lizard up. This was a twice daily occurance. She never thought that a lizard might find his way back out of the vacuum cleaner.
ncalifgirl58 over 11 years ago
Those were the days…..And glad they are over!! lol
NE1956 over 11 years ago
11:30 a.m. is exactly why I do not work in Corporate America.
Only a sinner saved by grace over 11 years ago
Average day at my house…5:30 I really don’t want to get up.5:45 Dad, look! I think I figured out these verses in Hebrews!5:46 Dad really doesn’t understand why I get up so early. 6:30 Cold brewed iced tea has changed my life. Now how exactly do these herbs work?8:00 Dad figures out those verses in Hebrews. 9:00 Epithelial tissue under the microscope. Cool! (I may be a kindred spirit of Alix’s) (Also, some people actually keep sewing machines on their sewing tables, not microscopes. How boring of them.)9:30 “Grace, come quick! Faith caught a mourning dove!” “How do you catch a mourning dove?” “With a net.” “Ah.”10:30 I head out with my driving instructer11:30 My driving instructer and I get into a discussion on Jehovah’s Witnesses. (They don’t come around our house any more. I think the giant grin and the “let me get my Bible!” scared them off.)12:30 "Hey Mom! I’m still alive!1:30 My sister and I argue over what her character does in the story I’m writing for English. “I’m pretty sure I’m going to have to kill your dog.” “I think I might hate you now.”2:30 I practice my shiny torture instrument of death. Has anyone else noticed how unpopular flutes are?3:30 Emily does her dead level best to destroy a cookie making operation. They turn out better than ever, even if she’s still convinced that sugar belongs with the dry ingredients.4:30 I enrage Ken Ham (of Answers in Genesis) with a question I post on Dr. Wile’s blog. That man has the thinnest skin on earth.5:30 Mom and Dad head out on a date6:30 We’ve survived another of my cooking attempts. 7:30 I crush all three of them at Payday by over two thousand dollars.8:30 “It’s bedtime because I said it’s bedtime.” 9:30 Emily and I figure out a way to kill the villain’s dog instead of her dog. Now I’m killing her horse.10:00 I catch my father raiding the cookie jar. Maybe I’m not such a bad cook.10:15 ZZZZZZNow, do you really think homeschoolers are weird? You do? I’m shocked! Errrr—not really.
iced tea over 11 years ago
♫♪♫♪Just another day. Do-do-do-do-doJust another day. Do-do-do-do-Hey!♫♪♫♪
From the Beatles Revolver album
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yeah, Phil, that’s an AVERAGE day. Still want to sign up for this “gig”?
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
A typical day for a single mom.
No One in Particular about 2 years ago
Holly’s getting a grade report ALREADY??? It’s been like a day!