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Threats shouldn’t get you locked up, but they may (and maybe should) get you watched real close. Too bad John Holmes didn’t get watched closer. It’s not like threats weren’t reported.
Cos John Holmes was watched…. by some people anyway….well, much more closely….or …um… let’s say at closer range …than most…oh never mind….I don’t want you to think I…. um…. know why.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Let’s see….Trader Mitts…..
Varnes over 11 years ago
Ladies, I recommend Treat Her Varnes….better stock up!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Whoa… it’s dark in there…
Eggs Benedict Arnold, Top Secret sauce, Chinese 5 Spys Powder…
Broken Pea stalks and Outdated Bush Leeks are both marked down right now.
jreckard over 11 years ago
Quisling Reisling
rockngolfer over 11 years ago
Throw traitor Eastwood in the slammer for threatening our President.
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
A brick and mortar branch of Wikileaks perhaps?
-Saint- over 11 years ago
In the freezer section we stocked up on the Cold War.
J Short over 11 years ago
Stop ringing that freakin bell.
underwriter over 11 years ago
Threats shouldn’t get you locked up, but they may (and maybe should) get you watched real close. Too bad John Holmes didn’t get watched closer. It’s not like threats weren’t reported.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Thank you, Melvin!
And…um…. underwriter..
I think you mean JAMES Holmes, don’t you?
Cos John Holmes was watched…. by some people anyway….well, much more closely….or …um… let’s say at closer range …than most…oh never mind….I don’t want you to think I…. um…. know why.