Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 11, 2012

…ends up in the hospital.

Ha! This is awesome!

I bet Nate is going to say something along the lines of “I never really liked her at all” and both Kim and Chester are going to be offended.

GAH!!!! I.CAN’T.STAND.HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was all in Kim’s imagination Chester!

Two bullies at the same time! Nate needs some backup!

Nate’s definitely between a Scylla and a Charybdis.

No one pry knows this, but today it’s 9/11. RIP to everyone who died and tried to help victims of this day. Anyways, back to today’s topic. Kim, Nate didn’t even LIKE you. Now you’re thinking Wright LOVED you?! get out of here

That’s not true Kim! Nate never liked you!

Nate SHOULD have seen this coming (did he REALLY think that School Picture Guy, at that recent dance, got him off the hook completely? hawHAW!!) and he could have made a jiffy escape into his locker. He should have retreated into his locker………Chester’s probably good, but I bet he could never find Nate in THAT wilderness, & Nate could probably even circle around, PREDATOR-style, and exit, leaving Chester in there!! Laugh! LAUGH!!

I hope Nate has a change of underwear in his locker

Apparently Chester is the size of a parent.

I believe everyone “probably” knew that whether it was pointed out or not. Btw, “pry” is what you do with a screw driver to remove the lid from a can of paint.

I knew it.

Does anyone else sense ’menage a trois"?

From what I remember, I thought it was pretty torrid, one sided, but still.

It seems like Kim still likes Nate.

this is going to hurt a lot!

Impossible for Nate to offend Kim. Nate has told Kim many times he’s not interested.

Plus, it’s been 11 years since 9/11. Move on.

And yet, Kim uses force, Jenny just takes advantage of Nate. Idk who to choose. But here’s an interesting poll: Kim or Jenny? Im thinking Kim at this point.

Nate needs to file a restraining order.