Still think he’ll be coaching. At my high school in 1970, we had a young, one-armed teacher who was a pretty good b-baller and could dunk. He also lost his arm in a car accident.
Steve’s degree in what? Anti perspirant? Dude, if you have a B.A. in English, have a tweed jacket with an elbow patch and buy a Miata with manual transmission, you’re in with that amazon. A pipe is optional.
Here it comes. Gil is going to offer Steve a chance to do some assistant coaching. Kaz might be getting some competition for face time in the strip after this.
P1 – “Work on my short game? As in short an arm?” Thanks a lot coach!"P3 – Put his degree to work? So he went to college, graduated and then immediately enrolled in the service?
And yes, if Gil is going to suggest he be an assistant coach, that is a horrible suggestion considering it probably pays $500/season.
When they first introduced this back in July, Gil told Mimi (while jogging in some nice short shorts) that Steve was a great kid who hadn’t even thought of college but he played his way to Kent State and graduated. Then Noah told Gil that Steve joined the army after college and became an officer.
Cliff1911 over 11 years ago
“You can come over and mow my lawn.”
kdizzle over 11 years ago
Gil’s going to get him working the corners for Avon Barksdale.
dutchpuppy2 over 11 years ago
Still think he’ll be coaching. At my high school in 1970, we had a young, one-armed teacher who was a pretty good b-baller and could dunk. He also lost his arm in a car accident.
Bluedarter over 11 years ago
or, you could use your pharmacy degree to help me get a “vitamin” program started for football practice.
thejudge over 11 years ago
….Or go back to the basement and grow your beard back.
bearwku82 over 11 years ago
Steve’s degree in what? Anti perspirant? Dude, if you have a B.A. in English, have a tweed jacket with an elbow patch and buy a Miata with manual transmission, you’re in with that amazon. A pipe is optional.
chujusmith over 11 years ago
Here it comes. Gil is going to offer Steve a chance to do some assistant coaching. Kaz might be getting some competition for face time in the strip after this.
GilTherapist over 11 years ago
“We’ve been a little-short-handed since that last school levy didn’t pass, so how ’bout being our QB coach?”
tedybgame over 11 years ago
This better be good if Gil’s talking him out of pursuing a career in his field of studies. Teaching I hope Asst coach aint gonna do it
Mopman over 11 years ago
BITE YOUR TONGUE!
Mopman over 11 years ago
P1 – “Work on my short game? As in short an arm?” Thanks a lot coach!"P3 – Put his degree to work? So he went to college, graduated and then immediately enrolled in the service?
And yes, if Gil is going to suggest he be an assistant coach, that is a horrible suggestion considering it probably pays $500/season.
newton4311 over 11 years ago
Maybe he could go to work for a wallpaper store-you know, “busier than a one-armed paper hanger.”
miffedmax over 11 years ago
Or…become a hobo.
faberchris over 11 years ago
When they first introduced this back in July, Gil told Mimi (while jogging in some nice short shorts) that Steve was a great kid who hadn’t even thought of college but he played his way to Kent State and graduated. Then Noah told Gil that Steve joined the army after college and became an officer.
gc474747 over 11 years ago
Steve’s career path was laid out for him way back in Junior High on career day after he finished that questionnaire – Shepherd!
vixvega over 11 years ago
He could cut off one leg and get into an butt kicking contest?