F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 17, 2012

Gee, y’think?! (Did he use the whole bottle?)

let your clothes be as a light that illuminates the darkness…

Do they have front loading washing machines in the US or are they all top loaders?

aaahhh, so that’s what was in the briefcase, fresh laundry!(Pulp Fiction)

Or the washing machine is actually a portal to a Spielberg alien ship

Radioactive bleach?

♫Blinded by your whites♫

Michael Jackson doing laundry.

pcolli: Front loaders tend to leak after a decade. The older top loaders are still working (except to a tendency to walk off if unbalanced).