" O can’t put a sentence together without a teleprompter much less a tweet."Every time Bush ad-libed in his speaches, he came off as a buffoon. Maybe if he would have just stuck to what was on his teleprompter, he wouldn’t have looked like such an idiot.
“This cartoon is about the tweeting community organizer.”My comment was in response to your comment on his teleprompter use. If my comment was off topic, you led me there.
Ima trolled: “Bush was a great orator. O is the teleprompter parrot.”
Here everybody, enjoy some bushisms:
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” …George W. Bush“Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.” …Governor George W. Bush“Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.” …Governor George W. Bush“Mars is essentially in the same orbit…Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.” …Governor George W. Bush, 8/11/94“The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.” …Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95“I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy — but that could change.” …Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.” …Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93“Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.” …Governor George W. Bush, 11/30/96“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.” …Governor George W. Bush“The future will be better tomorrow.” …Governor George W. Bush“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.” …Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97“People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.” …Governor George W. Bush“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.” …Governor George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.” …Governor George W. Bush“Public speaking is very easy.” …Governor George W. Bush to reporters“I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.” …Governor George W. Bush“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.” …Governor George W. Bush“When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.” …George W. Bush“Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.” …Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.” …Governor George W. Bush 9/22/97“For NASA, space is still a high priority.” …Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.” …Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95“The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make.” …Governor George W. Bush“We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.” …Governor George W. Bush
Yes, George could really come up with them:“I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake.” —on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006
“You know, I’m the President during this period of time, but I think when the history of this period is written, people will realize a lot of the decisions that were made on Wall Street took place over a decade or so, before I arrived in President, during I arrived in President.” —ABC News interview, Dec. 1, 2008
“Wait a minute. What did you just say? You’re predicting $4-a-gallon gas? … That’s interesting. I hadn’t heard that.” —at a news conference, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008
“You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.” —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
Jason Allen almost 12 years ago
" O can’t put a sentence together without a teleprompter much less a tweet."Every time Bush ad-libed in his speaches, he came off as a buffoon. Maybe if he would have just stuck to what was on his teleprompter, he wouldn’t have looked like such an idiot.
Larhof52 almost 12 years ago
I don’t get this one at all.
Ketira almost 12 years ago
It’s back up now…. So what caused it to crash in the first place? I missed that while upgrading the firewall & antivirus programs on my computer.
Jason Allen almost 12 years ago
“This cartoon is about the tweeting community organizer.”My comment was in response to your comment on his teleprompter use. If my comment was off topic, you led me there.
cjr53 almost 12 years ago
Ima trolled: “Bush was a great orator. O is the teleprompter parrot.”
Here everybody, enjoy some bushisms:
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” …George W. Bush“Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.” …Governor George W. Bush“Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.” …Governor George W. Bush“Mars is essentially in the same orbit…Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.” …Governor George W. Bush, 8/11/94“The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.” …Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95“I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy — but that could change.” …Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.” …Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93“Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.” …Governor George W. Bush, 11/30/96“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.” …Governor George W. Bush“The future will be better tomorrow.” …Governor George W. Bush“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.” …Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97“People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.” …Governor George W. Bush“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.” …Governor George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.” …Governor George W. Bush“Public speaking is very easy.” …Governor George W. Bush to reporters“I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.” …Governor George W. Bush“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.” …Governor George W. Bush“When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.” …George W. Bush“Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.” …Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.” …Governor George W. Bush 9/22/97“For NASA, space is still a high priority.” …Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.” …Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95“The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make.” …Governor George W. Bush“We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.” …Governor George W. Bush
Breeana almost 12 years ago
Yes, George could really come up with them:“I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake.” —on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006
“You know, I’m the President during this period of time, but I think when the history of this period is written, people will realize a lot of the decisions that were made on Wall Street took place over a decade or so, before I arrived in President, during I arrived in President.” —ABC News interview, Dec. 1, 2008
“Wait a minute. What did you just say? You’re predicting $4-a-gallon gas? … That’s interesting. I hadn’t heard that.” —at a news conference, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008
“You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.” —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005