Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 07, 2009
December 06, 2009
December 08, 2009
Transcript:
Alice: Can you still hear things with your hat? Dill: Sometimes. Alice: Listen real hard and try to hear Santa Claus. I asked him for a big giant water fountain. It's great! I'll put it in the front yard and people can throw money in it! And wild animals will drink out of it and be my little pals and scamper adoringly about me. I want to know what Santa thinks of this. Can you hear him? Dill: Well. I heard a "hohoho." Then a slap on the forehead, then a word I can't say in front of children.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Love it!
rayannina over 14 years ago
Okay, Dill, now let’s try and tune in the Easter Bunny …
Hugh B. Hayve over 14 years ago
Ok now Dill, concentrate on this racing form……
cdward over 14 years ago
No no, the lottery numbers!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Next week’s football scores.
bald over 14 years ago
i hope you can’t hear what i called my boss when i retired, you can’t repeat that one either
comillsteve over 14 years ago
sorry alice, the fountain won’t fit in his sleigh.
rustyraby Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ha! Modern physics has solved the Sants-cargo problem. Santa doesn’t carry physical gifts- he carries only the wishes of the good little children, and once at the house, he causes the quantum probablilty clouds to condense into the physical reality of the gifts. So you CAN wish for that full-scale Borghese Fountain, Alice…
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
And here I thought Santa folds all the gifts.
comics4brown over 14 years ago
I think Alice would look so cute with animals who scamper adoringly!
lelagopi over 14 years ago
wait till He hears things he wasn’t supposed to…that’s when the real FUN starts