Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 16, 2012

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Looks a little like a spud I left for too long in the cupboard.

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    TiffWHO  over 11 years ago

    Nuclear spud! Does she glow in the dark and have eyes in the back of her head too?

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    naturally_easy  over 11 years ago

    left long enough she’ll have eyes all over. Didn’t realize how useful they could be.

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    TiffWHO  over 11 years ago

    @stripseekerIf you highlight and right-click you ought to be able to see it. Meanwhile don’t stress you’ll solve it soon I’m sure.

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    orinoco womble  over 11 years ago

    Who IS this Zaphod Beeblebrox character, anyway?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Stripseeker —

    Just wanted to thank you for the kind words yesterday….

    All I can say is, a sense of humor is quite necessary for “surviving” on the internet! LOL.

    And there must be plenty of other women who can take a joke … I’m sure you could meet one.

    While I’m here…. again today, someone answers a comment from you that isn’t here. Are you posting the sort of stuff that gets removed?

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    Darryl Heine  over 11 years ago

    A Mrs. Potato Head with many hand eyes?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 11 years ago

    What, did she bump off two other taters for their arms?

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    lightenup Premium Member over 11 years ago

    If only… I’ve always said that women should grow a temporary arm for every kid they have. Could be a little freaky after a while, but as the kid grows, it would gradually disappear.

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    jeffsxq  over 11 years ago

    Some posters must not have grown up with Mr./Mrs. Potatohead. The kits contained multiple options for eyes, ears, mouths, arms, and hats. She just chose to use arms in the nose hole, one of the ear holes, and the hat hole. Personally, for cooking, I would have kept the nose and maybe used one of the eye holes for the extra arm…

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    TiffWHO  over 11 years ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Yesterday I had included a link to question “stripseeker” had asked and he said he’d had difficulty getting it to work so I was offering another potential solution. He also was curious as to what “J K” meant. Depending on the circumstance I told him it is both a thing and a person and that with enough clues he ought to be able to figure it out.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Thanks JK — didn’t realise you were referring to yesterday.

    Hmmm…. John Kennedy, Jeff Koons, JK Rowling, Jedi Knight….J(?) Krishnamurti…….jelly….um…kake….

    and …just kIdding….?

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    stripseeker  over 11 years ago

    @SusanSunshine

    My post to you was truly meant-please believe me here. Hope you review posts from previous days,and hope you see this post to you today.You are an unbelievable woman, and love you madly! (whoever you are, and wherever you are). Was it said that you are are loved madly? Your beautiful views match your beautiful avatar! The perfect match!Actually, a 2 time loser in the game of love, and 3 strikes-you’re out! Can’t chance another go-round, but wish that had met someone like you! Bless you, love, and thank you!

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    stripseeker  over 11 years ago

    @SusanSunshine@ J K

    Susan- no, am not into X-rated stuff, but can see the humor there, not to be taken seriously, as per rule 20.J K, thank you for your suggestion, and will give this a try tomorrow, as it’s late and am really bushed, but wished to reply to you both. Copied down the link, and will give it a try as you have directed. Really do admire Bill in a lot of ways.Susan- post that wasn’t here- it was a couple of days ago regarding my accusing J K of actually being Bill Clinton posting under the alias of J K. based on J K’s avatar.Thanks for catching this.Truly love you, doll. Mean this!

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    stripseeker  over 11 years ago

    @J K

    Thanks, but still can’t figure it out, but will have my subconscious work on it , as it’s late, and am really bushed. Thanks again.

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    stripseeker  over 11 years ago

    @ J K

    More clues needed. Am really thick, honestly.

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