Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 19, 2012
July 18, 2012
July 20, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: Ok, ok, ok, here's an idea for a terrifying movie, it'll be rated "uc-17": undies changed 17 times... So it's an hour and a half long, but everything's normal for the first 1:25... Rob: How is that scary? Bucky: Well, you know it's a horror movie, so you're tense, now shut it! Anyway! Normal day... Normal food, normal noises, normal smells, but then... He goes into his living room and... The furniture is mysteriously rearranged! He dies of shock instantly! Rob: Ow.
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leowong2002 almost 12 years ago
UC-17! Brilliant!
falstaff2 almost 12 years ago
Actually, that would work – but when in the script does he change his undies 17 times before the shock? Does that happen because his mother told him to be sure he always has clean undies on in case he has an accident?
falstaff2 almost 12 years ago
And who will play the undie changer? Tom Cruise? John Travolta? Inquiring lost minds want to know!
revisages almost 12 years ago
depends on who is to wear the undies. yes. but also on where the pocket pool table was relocated to
zero almost 12 years ago
That would be Feng-ed up…
Opus Croakus almost 12 years ago
That sounds pretty much like “Paranormal Activity” to me.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
This is so 2010…..
tigre1 almost 12 years ago
Well, now we know what Bucky considers scary…something that happens which he can’t explain.Boy would I mess with HIM…
daveoverpar almost 12 years ago
Sounds like a movie Steven Wright would write.
Elsboy almost 12 years ago
This would definitely be a horror film to my kitty. She has a conniption every time a piece of furniture is moved.
Spamgaard almost 12 years ago
Even worse, someone has stolen all of the furniture and replaced them with painstakingly crafted duplicates!
ttoommyy almost 12 years ago
TheTrustedMechanic said, about 1 hour agoDarby is a brilliant cartoonist and gives us many masterpieces of humor and of characters drawn, but how many times is he going to rehash the same FAILED movie rewrite story arc? At least in the past he had a new character to amuse and entertain us during the weeks long agony that was his story fo Bucky trying to rewrite horror flicks and other genres. . Please Darby, we all know you are better than this. Please have mercy and stop with the stupid Bucky as a playwrite/movie adaptation story lines._________________________________________The reason this seems “rehashed” is because it is an old strip.
ttoommyy almost 12 years ago
I would see that movie! Sounds better than most other “horror” movies released in the last 20 years or so.
Jkiss almost 12 years ago
I would love to see a U-17 movie, just not Bucky’s..Hey kids if you like crazy and weird, T Lewis and Todd Clark have a new comic Mr. Gigi and the Squid. It definitely shows promise. Check it out.
lecrenb almost 12 years ago
It’s very scary in my house when the furniture gets mysteriously re-arranged… because it is always followed by herself having a Visa meltdown in IKEA.
rolleg almost 12 years ago
What does having furniture re-arranged have to do with seventeen underwear changes?
Potrzebie almost 12 years ago
Sounds like waiting for Godot set to horror-fiction.
WhatWouldBuckyDo almost 12 years ago
UC-17… too funny!
Casey Southards almost 12 years ago
The things cats hate.