The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 01, 2012
June 30, 2012
July 02, 2012
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Arnie: Hi, Brutus! Brutus: Hey, Arnie! Arnie: How are you doing with that diet you went on last month? Brutus: Oh, the one that restricted my calories to eighteen hundred per day? Arnie: Yeah - did it work for you? Brutus: Well, I was losing some weight on it... Brutus: But I was hungry all the time... Brutus: So I went on another diet that restricted my calories to two thousand per day... Brutus: And between the two diets, I get enough calories to satisfy my hunger!
watmiwori almost 12 years ago
But only just….
flagfly almost 12 years ago
Forever fat.
TheSpanishInquisition almost 12 years ago
May your paunch always be pudgy,May you always eat ice cream,And may you stay…forever fat
(with apologies to Mr. Dylan)
LiviaBay almost 12 years ago
What diet?
iced tea almost 12 years ago
That’s the trouble I’m having staying on this diabetes diet.
:(