Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 26, 2012

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    margueritem  almost 12 years ago

    Common sense and awareness of one’s surroundings appears to be lacking in this app.

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    watch that next app, it’s a doozy

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 12 years ago

    Ah, the old Lemming app.

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    naturally_easy  almost 12 years ago

    Actually it’s an APP to eliminate the stupid from the gene pool.

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    tirnaaisling  almost 12 years ago

    Do you own something that can load this app? You fail!

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    since this is a ’toon, he will walk out about 10 feet , stay suspended in mid-air , while the realization of his predicament sinks in, then plummet to the bottom, the result being that he will be uninjured but will suffer a brief and temporary disfigurement

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    That app comes preinstalled on every such device. It’s infallible. If you see someone thumbing away at it, you know they’re dumb.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Funny, he doesn’t look like Zapp Brannigan (“you win again gravity”).

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    hippogriff  almost 12 years ago

    nighthawk: And sound like a concertina.

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    libbydog  almost 12 years ago

    Stop downloading and look where you’re going. My 80 year old mother is one of those who text while driving – she’s going to get us killed.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 12 years ago

    Social Darwinism in action.

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    7afrz6 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    short test

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    CoBass  almost 12 years ago

    He’s going to receive a falling grade on his intelligence test.

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    burleigh2  almost 12 years ago

    Those Darwin apps are pretty cool. ;-)

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    madmarge  almost 12 years ago

    Seems like a modern version of the tarot card known as “The Fool” (number 0 in the Major Arcana).

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