Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for April 30, 2012

It’s what for breakfast.

“pied” means foot in french

cheese and corn are 1 of 5 steps to fake vomit

“Well they didn’t mind when the grapes were crushed for wine by foot stomping, so what’s the difference?”

To quote Larry David,“Apples. They work as juice, they work as jam, they work as pie.Grapes. They work as juice, they work as jam… But they don’t work as pie.”

I would gladly tryA slice of grape pie,And that’s no lie.

I like pie.

You ain’t gettin’ any of mine.

Touch my pie,You die.

Reminds me of Calvin’s dad.