Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 26, 2012

Hey! I recognise that producer! His company put on a rock musical here last year fall….and I’m sure it was he who cast the first stone.

Not very funny…if you ask me. I know no one asked, though.

Cecil was convinced that a die cast member would be the easiest to mold into a model actor. Meanwhile, backstage, a couple of uncast lots were grumbling that the die was two-faced.

And the poor dejected sand bag just hangs there, he really thought he had the part…..

Good stuff, Arianne.Nice to see you back.

The audition looks a little dicey to me.

That is an atrocious joke. I love it.

Of course, the whole play is a crap shoot.

Its curtains for you.

I’d prefer to see Milton’s “pair o’ dice lost”

Nice one tinachambers!

It was an okay gig, but he could never role a seven.

Wait, Gladys Knight as Jean Valjean? Backup a bit…