Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 14, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: Now... The Portuguese take soccer diving to unheard-of new levels. Don't get me wrong, they'll do a face-first, double-tuck, open-mouthed shin grab with the best of 'em... But their brilliance is in sheer air time and noise produced. It's said they make enough noise for two geese... Para... Two... Geese... Portuguese. Bucky: The contents of a Portuguese trainer's medical bag consist solely of sore throat spray and hair gel. Fact.
naturally_easy about 12 years ago
A face-first, double-tuck, open-mouthed shin grab! Where do you come up with this stuff. Darby, I need you to come out to dinner with the wife and I and our friends. You’re too much!
My Dog Grommit about 12 years ago
I’m a huge soccer fan and I love this arc!
Superfrog about 12 years ago
You’re right Bucky. These are facts. Great facts. It’s just that they’re just not true facts.
Varnes about 12 years ago
I don’t suppose Bucky knows Neil Cassady…..but I’m pretty sure he’s channeling him….
quickly24 about 12 years ago
i’m kinda glad my pets don’t talk.
revisages about 12 years ago
of course it’s “para ti” not “para tu” but that doesn’t really answer the question of whether or not that makes it “dead air”
orinoco womble about 12 years ago
There goes some more of Rob’s hair!! He’ll soon be bald as an egg.
DuHhozr about 12 years ago
@dukedoug: yesterday, thanks for the cricket explanation ah, er, I think. I would have to watch it with someone who could explain as they play. I like watching sports, just ask my wife if you see her ,and let me know where she is!
JoelJ about 12 years ago
Bucky is kind of making sense.
Peabody-Martini about 12 years ago
Is the Portuguese national team really like that?
Yosarian about 12 years ago
I find myself agreeing with Bucky. Scary, I know.
hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
I love the expression on Rob’s face.
Bucky is enough to make a person give up tv watching.
tigre1 about 12 years ago
Too goosey for me. Noise and air time?
SwimsWithSharks about 12 years ago
Shin grab:
PShaw0423 about 12 years ago
The very best, most fun-to-repeat facts are made up. (Fact!) :J
Kathe about 12 years ago
I miss Satch!
smollett about 12 years ago
Whatever Bucky says is brilliant and correct.
BlitzMcD about 12 years ago
Again, Bucky is right in his own unique way. This works on so many levels.
RG_Dustbin about 12 years ago
Only comment needed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtYHaMgFe5I
BudLyte about 12 years ago
Fortunately, I wouldn’t know anything about this. I tried to watch a soccer game once, and the sheer boredom produced a migraine. Or possibly it was the vuvuzela’s. Anyway, it was the longest 30 seconds of my life.l
route66paul about 12 years ago
thass a fact, jack – just look it up!
Philamon Madison about 12 years ago
Does anyone find it odd that when the dog and cat converse, it makes sense and is some time funny, ironic and clever, but when either animal talks to the human it is senseless and mundane.
rikkiTikki Premium Member about 12 years ago
Booooring-can we change the subject now please??
Casey Southards about 12 years ago
Facts from the book of truths only believed by Bucky.
VirginiaCityLady about 12 years ago
Where does that cat get his information?
orinoco womble about 12 years ago
When I was twelve, I preferred European football to its American counterpart because anyone could get the point of the game just by watching. Nothing had to be explained.But these days, there’s too much of it, and I’m not twelve anymore. It also irritates me that footballers get paid millions every year to chase a little ball, while firefighters and nurses get laid off.
jolats about 12 years ago
I am finding Bucky’s explanations of soccer quite educational.
JP Steve Premium Member about 12 years ago
A nation that has baseball as their national sport shouldn’t have the right to call any other sport “boring!” ;OD
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Makemegohahaha about 12 years ago
2 words: Christiano Ronaldo
Toronto2 about 12 years ago
I live in “Little Portugal” and am about 6 blocks from “Little Italy”. Croatia Street is just a little further north. The “Brasil Bakery” is 5 blocks west. So in World Cup seasons past, I’ve heard ALL these accusations and more.
Me? I just ring my bell and cheer regardless. Let’s Go Togo!