Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for April 10, 2012

Bullseye!

How to make your girlfriend fly into a fit of murderous rage. Say aloud “I couldn’t do that again if I tried”. Boys are the same be they 6 months old or 36 years old, the difference is that the toys have gotten way more cool.

Houston, we have splash down.

I give that a 10.

so, what happens when they turn 37?

I flew my toy plane into the air.It came down to Earthinto Dad’s coffee,over there…..

I’ve heard of water landings but sheesh.

Flight Attendant says; There is a small charge for in flight beverage service.

Two points!

“I shot my arrow into the air. where it landed, I no not where.”