Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for April 12, 2012

Yes, they match your phone number to you credit limit.

Thank you for calling, we appreciate your business…

Blame it on the parrot.

Good! Save your money Ziggy. You are gonna need it to pay your phone bill and other monthly living expenses.

better shop around

Ziggy, the original Forever Alone guy.

I learned the hard way never to order stuff off television

when you’re drunk late at night..

Stuff arrives on your doorstep 2 weeks later and you have

zero recollection of ordering it..

Because… YOU DON"T HAVE A CORDLESS PHONE OR A FLAT SCREEN TV!

Money doesn’t grow on trees.