He could promise canned dog food for every dog. Errr, noooo. That would be government interference. He’ll have to go with the “I love the crunch of dry dog food!” and hope they are fooled by it.
If for no other reason, Mitt Romney should be disqualified from the Presidency. It’s unthinkable that a nation of dog-lovers would choose such a cold-blooded bastard as our leader.
William Bednar Premium Member about 12 years ago
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Dtroutma about 12 years ago
^Hmmmm, is that also how he and Rick handled their wives’ morning sickness??
rockngolfer about 12 years ago
How did Romney come to name his dog Seamus after the Pink Floyd dog that howls on Meddle.
josefw about 12 years ago
That would be 57 states not including Alaska or Hawaii according to BHO!
lectricdude about 12 years ago
…wait…what…WHAT…??…for real…?…jeez!…is there no limit to the evil in these peoples hearts…?
Ironic Eggbeater about 12 years ago
He could promise canned dog food for every dog. Errr, noooo. That would be government interference. He’ll have to go with the “I love the crunch of dry dog food!” and hope they are fooled by it.
Chuck Norton about 12 years ago
If for no other reason, Mitt Romney should be disqualified from the Presidency. It’s unthinkable that a nation of dog-lovers would choose such a cold-blooded bastard as our leader.