Garfield by Jim Davis for May 08, 2012

I got a tip for surviving the wilderness: Never go into the wilderness!

And never stare at a bear.

Especially the honeybadger. If you get its milk, you’ll be the toughest thing alive. But first, you’ve gotta get within a mile of it without getting eaten…

let’s add to never try to say that isn’t now officially the boob tube

I guess that’s why Badger Cheese is so expencive.

Do not take cats into the wilderness , leave them with grandma

And NEVER French-kiss a wolverine!

" Survivorman" Les says all you need to survive in the wilderness for 7 days and nights is an all purpose knife and a harmonica……and someone to look for you if you get lost after 7 days………and a camera…………and a shoestring………and an empty can………..and a machete……….and knowledge from the locals before you go out……………….

Hey, for me, roughing it is a motel that has no microwave or fridge in the room.

Badger milk. You dont hear that every day.

he is awesome

I’m sorry, we are out of badgers……..would you accept a woverine instead

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