Ted Rall for March 07, 2012
Transcript:
Superman 2012 (Man: Anonymous has hacked Snooki's dropbox! Alert SEO! Nudie pix incoming!) Disguised as Clark Kent, mild-mannered blogger for an aggregation website, superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice and page views. Kent's unpaid colleague Lois Lane suspects Kent's true identity. But she's too fried from working nights at Starbucks to connect the dots. (Man: Did the stims make me hallucinate that?) Half a world away. Criminal mastermind Lex Luthor plots the end of humanity. (Man 3: Carnage and genocide. Wonderful plan, sir.) (Man 4: Obviously! But the human race will never know! All the newspapers are dead!) Meanwhile, back at the dailyhuff...) (Man 2: Was that boom the sound of the apocalypse?) (Man 1: In the absense of original reporting, we rely on Twitter, and the Twitter verse says nada.
fargopete over 12 years ago
nice, great toon, Ted!
Lavocat over 12 years ago
Nothing a little kryptonite can’t solve.
garysr87 over 12 years ago
Maybe Lex is not wrong it is time for humans to move on
Heavy B over 12 years ago
Naked Snooki? Thanks Ted, now I won’t be able to eat the rest of the week.